Not the Only Thing Getting Lit Sarcastic Candle - 9 Available Scents Novelty Jar Candle (4oz/9oz)
Not the Only Thing Getting Lit Sarcastic Candle - 9 Available Scents Novelty Jar Candle (4oz/9oz)
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For the days when you're one snarky comment away from losing it completely—strike a match, take a breath, and let this candle handle the ambiance while you try to stay calm. (No promises.)
Hand-poured with coconut apricot wax and zero B.S., it burns clean while smelling like a moment of peace… or a well-timed middle finger. Choose your scent, light it up, and reclaim your chill—before someone else damages it further.
Reusable jar. Gold lid. Big mood.
Product features
- Natural coconut apricot wax and cotton wick — non-toxic and eco-friendly.
- Long burn: up to 20 hours (4oz) or 50 hours (9oz).
- Reusable amber or clear glass vessel with gold lid.
- Wide scent selection (Fraser Fir, Cinnamon Chai, Cashmere Musk, Beachwood, Mango Coconut, Vanilla Bean, Lavender, Blackberry Vanilla, Unscented).
- Made in the USA, ASTM safety compliant; no lead, plastics, parabens, synthetic dyes, or phthalates.
Scent Profiles:
Fraser Fir
Crisp cypress and lemon peel open this scent, followed by rich evergreen and cedarwood. It finishes with grounding fir, amber, and moss for a cozy, wintery forest vibe.
Cinnamon Chai
Smells like a warm mug of spiced tea. Orange peel and black tea up top, nutmeg and peppercorn in the middle, finished off with a delicious blend of vanilla, clove, and cinnamon.
Cashmere Musk
Soft, sultry, and a little mysterious. Bergamot and saffron lead into floral violets and lily of the valley, wrapped in a musky vetiver base that’s as smooth as it sounds.
Beachwood
Sea salt and orange peel make a splash with fresh-cut grass and cool eucalyptus. Sage, teakwood, and patchouli bring the grounding beachy calm you didn’t know you needed.
Mango Coconut
Tropical vacation in a jar. Orange and pineapple meet juicy peach and mango, all grounded by sweet sugar and creamy coconut milk.
Vanilla Bean
Rich buttercream and cake on top, warm vanilla in the middle, and a hint of bourbon underneath. It’s like baking without having to do the dishes.
Lavender
Fresh citrus and bergamot open the door for relaxing lavender, balanced by camphor, eucalyptus, and cedar. Basically, spa day in candle form.
Unscented
Just vibes, no fragrance. Perfect for sensitive noses, dining tables, or anyone who wants mood lighting without the scent
Care instructions
- Before burning, always trim the wick to ¼ inch. Keep the wax pool clear. Always use a candle holder, it should be heat resistant, sturdy, and large enough to contain any drips or melted wax. Burn candles in a well-ventilated room. Never burn a candle for longer than three hours, cool for at least two hours before relighting. Never leave a candle unattended, keep it away from anything that can catch fire. Keep candles out of the reach of children and pets. Don't burn a candle all the way down. Use a candle snuffer to extinguish a candle, it's the safest way to prevent wax from splattering
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